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PUTIN GOES TO GORBACHEV</p>
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ANNOTATION</p>
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The Almighty Demiurge Gods sent the personality and soul of Vladimir Putin into the body of Mikhail Gorbachev on March 2, 1987. And away we go. Instead of democratization and perestroika, the screws were tightened and a return to Stalin's times began. The war in Afghanistan intensified, and eventually the USSR, under the control of Gorbachev-Putin, proceeded to the territorial conquest!</p>
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. PROLOGUE</p>
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Resembling a beautiful, blond-haired boy of twelve or thirteen years old, Sphero Katastrofov, the Nadgod-demiurge and the creator of many universes, has increased in size. The Almighty Creator Child looked at the palm, which now contained the galaxy along with the planet Earth, and remarked:</p>
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- Something has gone wrong in the development of mankind!</p>
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The creator of the Goddess Emmanuelle appeared next to him. He looks like a very beautiful girl. She chuckled.</p>
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She shook the galactic supercluster with her bare toes and answered with a grin:</p>
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- Yes! The world is becoming more and more multipolar. And the Slavs exterminate each other with wild fury.</p>
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The Sphero boy turned, he was in shorts and tanned. The bare foot of the young God picked up this time literally the entire universe and spun it into spirals. Twisted, cute kid, and concluded:</p>
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- We must somehow deal with Vladimir Putin!</p>
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Emmanuel, playing with the muscles of the press - Nadbogin was wearing only a frank bikini and gave out:</p>
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- It is necessary, of course. But this is possible only in the form of a game!!!</p>
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The demiurge boy in shorts, who created a great many universes, but remained a child in thinking, suggested:</p>
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- Then let's do what many Russians dream of!</p>
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The Overgoddess Emmanuelle flashed her pearly teeth and asked with a smile:</p>
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- And what exactly?</p>
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Sfero Katastrofov quite logically suggested:</p>
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- Let's move the soul of Vladimir Putin to Mikhail Gorbachev!</p>
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Emmanuelle giggled, released a fiery pulsar from her bare toes and asked:</p>
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- And what time?</p>
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The demiurge boy replied with a radiant smile:</p>
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- In 1985. Let's see if Vladimir Putin manages perestroika and politics better than Mikhail Gorbachev!</p>
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And the boy also snapped his bare toes, his tanned, beautiful and graceful childish legs - releasing a destructive quasar.</p>
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Emmanuelle giggled and remarked:</p>
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- And what? It would even be funny! Although fraught with consequences for humanity!</p>
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Sphero logically remarked:</p>
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- The main trunk of time, just win. Vladimir Putin will disappear, the hot war with Ukraine will end, as well as the cold war with the West. And everything will be much better than before!</p>
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Emmanuelle nodded and sang:</p>
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- Change, our hearts demand,</p>
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Change, our eyes demand...</p>
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In our laughter and in our tears,</p>
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And the pulsations of the veins...</p>
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Change, we are waiting for change!</p>
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Sfero Katastrofov nodded in agreement:</p>
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- I'm transferring!</p>
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And again they clicked on this bare, graceful, dexterous toes of both feet of the Nadbog Boy.</p>
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. CHAPTER? one.</p>
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Mikhail Sergeevich Gorbachev turned out to be the ruler of the sixth part of the land and the second in terms of economic potential of the empire. In military terms, the USSR was perhaps the first. So the man, who was barely fifty-four years old, received enormous almost practically unlimited power.</p>
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But this power should be wisely disposed of. In the USSR, there were a lot of problems. Shelves were emptying more and more in the country, and commodity shortages were growing. Long-term construction became a real disaster. Both crime and the number of suicides grew, the authority of the party fell. Also, the USSR army got bogged down in Afghanistan, and suffered significant losses there. Drunkenness also became a big problem, many people simply became drunkards, the number of absenteeism increased.</p>
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The pace of economic growth slowed down, and scientific progress began to crush failures. Ethnic relations also escalated.</p>
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